xhead-in-the-cloudsx asked: POST MORE STUFFF!!!!!! IM BORED!

AMERICAN CHEESE

Good bye!!

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jesus-urie:

one of my friends gave me this <3

i laughed so freaking hard it’s perf sldfjslkdfjsdf 

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xhead-in-the-cloudsx asked: Would you rather never cut your toenails for seven years or have 17 noses?

Deff toenails.

My friend just told me that if someone were to call him asking if his refrigerator is running he would say, “I am Amish so I don’t own any of those things” then they would hang up and say, “Oh sorry.” Then they would realize that they just talked to him on a phone and would feel like a total idiot.